ally/28/she/her - it's all shitposting

leoposting:

leoposting:

sorry babe but my posse of clowns which go “honk” whenever i say something funny has to stay with me wherever i go

what the fuck is a homestuck

malscare:

who’s packing me lunch

homeboygirl:

reblog to explode a landlord

upvote:

upvote:

wxm:

when the moon hits your eye

fuck you, you smell bad

You're forgot give attention, head pats and booty rubs

i hate head pats and i don’t really care for booty rubs bc i get ticklish LMAO

You're not hard to please

i’m INCREDIBLY EASY to please. coffee, food, chores. IT’S EASY

allsystemsblue:

Yasmine Wüster

sometimes i’m like “am i a hard girlfriend to please” and then i’m like…no. i want coffee and flowers and food. i want someone to do my laundry sometimes. i’m literally so easy to please.

whatabeautifulsighttoseeyoualive:

sosuperawesome:

Milk Designs Shop on Etsy

phlebasthebroenician:

coughloop:

we are all going to be ookay some day i promise

stingray blast