May 2012
So
misterretism:
You admit your crush for me. I admit my crush for you. I left my ex for you. We date. We’re all lovey dovey. I’m in love with you. I fought with my friends to defend you. I lost a few friends. But it didn’t matter cause I had you. Then you stopped caring. Or atleast it felt like it. You spent more time with your friends than me. Okay. You’re allowed to have friends. But then when...
welp. right when i thought i was going to be able to start moving on and maybe start feeling better about myself?
just kidding.
April 2012
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seriously can these just be rules
don’t lead someone on
don’t flirt with someone if you’re taken
don’t date your friend’s ex (no matter what they tell you)
don’t tell someone you want to marry them and dump them
don’t
just don’t
punishable by a punch in the face
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no really this is an extremely venty post albeit short it is still a vent
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the fact that my ex was dating his new boyfriend right over our would be four-month is just really disconcerting
and i just wonder things like
was i that easy to get over?
after telling me you love me and telling me you want to marry me and urging me to find colleges out in alabama so we could be...
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me: oh i have a crush on this person
life: sorry they're taken
me: oh i have a crush on this other person
life: whoops they're a huge asshole
me: oh i have a crush on this different person
life: wow they have a crush on you too!
life: let me introduce them to someone more interesting than you
me: oh i have a crush on this new person
life: here date them
life: are you in love?
me: yes
life: they're a huge asshole, too
me: dang.
life: lol
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2xfetuskind asked: I think the wet-blanket jerk needs to be eaten by the pillow monster, terron!
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linguisticinferno:
canni8al:
Yeah well
I don’t need yo pillows anyways
I got me some quality blankets
In the corner
by myself
/creys
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2xfetuskind asked: Spoiler: All the pillows are actually me.
linguisticinferno:
zillyslut:
canni8al:
zillyslut:
canni8al:
who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my pillow pile (´; ω ;`)
am i still not invited because those pillows look really swell rn
get in loser we’re going—
perfect
Jesus that is wonderful.
zillyslut:
canni8al:
who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my pillow pile (´; ω ;`)
am i still not invited because those pillows look really swell rn
get in loser we’re going—
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fluorescentnova replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
I will
hop on in yo the pillows are fluffy
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chocoandcigs replied to your post: chaosbrix replied to your post: who wants to join…
draw me in there! also you’re poop cause i’ve been wanting to sooth you FOREVER and buy you ice cream you ice cream cheated on me.
asshey pleas
(´･ω･`)
zillyslut:
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do i need to give you mouth to mouth <3<
but seriously, what’s wrong? ):
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essievsthemelontag replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
I do!! :’D
addigot-moxie replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
can i join
ctsexual replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
Mind if I squeeze in there?
boxcarcrasher replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings...
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synnesai replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
hey…this is what i am for
you’re inviteeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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zillyslut replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you’re not invited
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chaosbrix replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
I doooo
conspireasone replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
Yes this is good.
chocoandcigs replied to your post: who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my…
kawaii pillows. ; u ;
YOU’RE ALL INVITED. especially you ashley, since the other day i...
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who wants to join me for a feelings jam in my pillow pile (´; ω ;`)
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boxcarcrasher replied to your post: yeah sorry i’m too busy to spend the weekend with…
Ouch. That’s just… Wow.
yeah, tell me about it.
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albybach replied to your post: albybach replied to your post: albybach replied to…
Last I checked, I had over 3200 gifs of SNSD. They’re all separated into folders for each member.
W O W O:
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dirkzombiestrider:
i want to take anyone who has ever had a crush on me and give them a list of reasons why they are wrong
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albybach replied to your post: albybach replied to your post: albybach replied to…
i bet you have gifs for every occasion uvu; i’m jealous
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yeah sorry i’m too busy to spend the weekend with you sorry i can’t come over this weekend i haven’t seen you in two weeks i miss you but i can’t come over this weekend sorry JUST KIDDING BUT I HAVE TIME TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHO LIVES RIGHT BY YOU
(´; ω ;`) my F E E L I N G S hurt really bad right now
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chaosbrix asked: ...I accidently hit anon on that. XD;; But its true. :3
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twerkingarmageddons asked: I ship you and butts.
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Anonymous asked: I ship you with your true love, which I'm sure you'll someday find. X3 They will make you extremely happy, making it the best OTP.
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albybach replied to your post: this is really stupid sorry i haven’t really been…
I love you.
love you too, alby. <3 thanks for being here for me.
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vampireshadow asked: i ship you with me and my cooking and baking skills
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pickleinspectorgadget asked: Me and you~ *Double pistol & wink* (Totally unoriginal now that I look at all the people who shipped you and them. Oh well, I'm cool with that.)
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Anonymous asked: I ship your face my rear
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this is really stupid
sorry i haven’t really been as active lately. which i guess is a good thing, since i DO need to be on tumblr less.[[MORE]]
but i mean… i’ve just been in really roller coaster-y moods lately. mostly though the roller coaster plummets through the earth’s crust. (´=ω=`) meaning i’ve been crying myself to sleep every night for the past, er, almost...
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heycallmealaska asked: i also ship you and (´･ω･`)
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aleium replied to your post: i ship you with me y/y becuz i am kawaii
does…m stand for marriage? ;) wonl You lost me like two seconds into your response so I’m just winging it now.
the m stands for maybe! :B what is wonl
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heycallmealaska asked: I ship you and i
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theknavedave asked: I ship your toe with my toe. (I honestly have no idea)
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dadflavor asked: I SHIP YOUR BUTT WITH MY BUTT
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nyaatricknyaa asked: i ship you with me y/y becuz i am kawaii
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Ship me with someone & i'll respond with yes or... →
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regarding the update.
hehe i never make these posts. disclaimer this is about shipping!
but anyway! just the fact that this is all a figment of jake’s imagination makes things pretty great on my shipping heart. when “dirk” lists jake’s crushes, and he’s on there, jake doesn’t even give it a second glance. and when “dirk” calls aranea his “chief competition”...
